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[五花八门] 一句话的鬼故事 (恐怖笑话,心脏压力承受里不够的谢绝阅读)

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发表于 2014-4-18 17:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1、我一个人要乘出租车,司机问我:
你们两个要去哪里?

2、一人从车祸的现场走开,迎面有人拦住他:
hei !你的一只手还在车上呢!

3、车开得飞快,一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。

4、开摩托车接女朋友下班,后半夜有点凉,女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。
忽然她摸我脸:“冷吗?”刚想接口
忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开,啊!

5、昨夜上网,朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~!正准备开窗说不去,
才突然想起自己搬家了,从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊??

6、午夜里,由噩梦中惊醒的我,看到哥哥坐在床边,轻轻地问我:“怎么了?”
我说:梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我!
是不是这样的?说着,哥哥把他的头摘下来了。

7、办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼,在30楼工作的小F,一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼
电梯每层都停下开门,门外没人,最后,停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说:好挤哟,我也要进来......
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